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Bailey Hall 

Bailey Hall is the only dorm on the St Paul campus of the U of M, which means you need to take a 15 minute bus ride to get anywhere worth going to. St Paul Campus is full of nothing but farm animals (Beta of Clovia and LDPhi) and also actual farm animals. Part of the population of Bailey Hall consists of kids who actually chose to live there (if you can believe that), who are largely CFANS weirdos who did 4H and rode 4 wheelers to high school. Also found at Bailey are those kids who wear anime hats and Pikachu backpacks in public. The rest of Bailey kids are those who were too lazy to sign up for housing and were put there because it was the only space left. Most of these kids are chill as fuck and can be found chain smoking cigarettes outside the front doors, smoking pot on the lawn or in their dorms, or getting blackout in the dining hall on weekdays to drown out the pain of living in such a remote shit hole. There's like one security officer in the entire St Paul campus and the CAs don't give a shit, so it's practically impossible to not get away with shenanigans. Bailey low key frats harder than any of the other freshman dorms, and the kids who live there form an unbreakable bond because of their collectively shitty living arrangement and the countless intoxicated bus rides to & from Minneapolis that they share.
Freshman 1: Where do you live again?
Freshman 2: Uh... Bailey Hall.
Freshman 1: Where?
Freshman 2: Know what, nevermind. I live off campus okay?
Bailey Hall by fuckinfratstar January 4, 2015
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Bailey Hall 

Bailey Hall is basically the best dorm you could possibly live in. Sure, it's in Saint Paul, and you're greeted with a peculiar smell each morning from the livestock on campus, but over here, we just say it's No Big Deal! Most of the students that live in Bailey are CFANS or CDES, but there are the strange kids that for some reason didn't put in their housing soon enough so they were put here. It's no big deal though, we all get along. Sort of. East Wing is way better than North Wing, it's just a fact of life. And everyone wishes they could be on the Ground Floor. Yeah, it's mostly farm kids, but you'll adjust to their abnormal ways.
Douchebag from CSOM-Man, I wish I could live in Bailey Hall.

Farm Kid of CFANS- Ain't no way, ain't no how. Bailey Hall is douchebag free.
Bailey Hall by NoBigDealer December 4, 2009

Your bailey's in the hallway 

"Your bailey's in the hallway', originates at Hoffman Estates High School, from some weird ass theater people, and is another in a long line of euphemisms for saying "your fly's open", or more specifically, "your dick's showing"

(Though, I have never had the opportunity to use it that way)
Tom: Hey! Dude! Your Bailey's in the hallway!!
Zach: Oh, yeah. must hvae forgot to put it in after I went to the bathroom

Baileyball 

Professional at a game with balls (ex. Basketball, Volleyball, Soccer, etc.)
This person is a baileyball at basketball.
Baileyball by kaybaeates January 1, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026