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A word used to denote strangeness or add feeling to a bizarre event.
1.

X: 'Last night I was pretty smashed'

Y: 'Yeah son, you were bagowed'

2.

X: 'bagowwwgeegwooo bagoowoogoooow'

Y: 'No, don't begow.

3.

X: Bagow for seven minutes

Y: Bagow Bagow Bagow???

Z: Don't confuseee the worrrrrrlldd
Bagow by Bobwaldwayny January 19, 2011
Related Words
bagowank Bagow bagoweet bagoo badow Bagoogoo babow bagoon bacow badowski

bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005
big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)
Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
babow by the comand'r July 3, 2022

Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?
Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Davey Bagwell 

Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.
Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset
Davey Bagwell by PapaBear3324 December 13, 2019
An onomatopoeia used in the video game "Sonic Blast Man II." The word is used similarly as "Boom", "Pow", or "Bam." The word was made somewhat well known by a YouTuber called "ProJared" who reviewed the game, and made fun of the word.
Bagoom by Hyde233 July 30, 2015