bag alert

When there’s some dank shit in the area, or securing an amount of anything of worth

Ayo plug is in town, it’s a bag alert.

bag alert by PharmaBro April 23, 2018

Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.

Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!

Bag alert by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

Major Bag Alert by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023