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Baconium 

Baconium (Atomic Symbol Bc) - The fundamental atom that is the foundation for what we know as Bacon. This element can be used for a variety of chemical compounds and industrial applications; however,the word is most common associated with food dish containing bacon.
A plain cheeseburger[ could be turned "baconic" with the simple addition of [bacon.
Sodium Baconic Oxide (NaBc2) can be used as a bacon flavored alternative to help with heartburn.
Cubic Baconic (Chemical Symbol BcSiO4) is man ring made from Baconium that smells like bacon.
Baconic Nitrate (Chemical Symbol Bc4O3) is a fertilizer similar to Ammonium Nitrate.

Greg: "Miss, would please add some apple smoked bacon to my grilled chicken salad?"
Chrissy: "How is your salad?"
Greg: "Completely baconic!"
Baconium by glogue34 May 7, 2013
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Baronium 

Successor of the mad Titan, Daimo and a friend of Jason Derulo. Baronium is also a chef.
“Watch out for Baronium, he’s been trained in culinary arts by Daimo.”
Baronium by cringe terminator June 5, 2019
A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.
Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
Baconism by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011

balonium 

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
balonium by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'
Me is an example for an Baconism.
Baconism by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010
A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.
Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.
Baconism by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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