Bacon Dispenser 

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

Bacon Dispenser by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010