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Baby Making Syndrome 

Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."

"How do you know?"

"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"

"Yeah."

"Well... She's pregnant again."

"GASP!"
Baby Making Syndrome by SK8RFRK March 11, 2011
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012