BWeavs

Someone trying to make his own in life, only to repeatedly be rejected. A Bweavs tries to publish autobiographies, get amazing job positions, and even start his own business.

Time after time he is rejected due to the fact that he is indeed, a towel. Made of 100% Turkish cotton, he easily collects stains which can be washed out with a good bleach cycle.

Bweavs are known for showing up to places late, wearing aviator sunglasses in an attempt to look badass, and being in complete and utter pathetic denial, that they are towels. We all have a BWeavs in our life.

You: "Bweavs, hop on this match of Call of Duty with us."

BWeavs: "Oh I can't do that, I'm only a towel. Maybe I should just get high."

You: "Dude how did you even drive here then, you don't have hands!"

BWeavs: "I don't know, let me get high first and maybe I'll remember."

by Definitely Not a Towel February 21, 2013

Beavshak

Is a special type of maine coon-like beast that likes to get wedgies and pats on the nose, purrfers to get high on catnip and fart bad to scare predetors away.
Farts and queefs as part of their mating ritual to attract the other gender with their perticular odur.

Beavshak queefed so loud through his manhole while high on catnip one night the males thought he was a female and tried mate with him.

by Siginutcutter March 15, 2022

BeavScan

To fast-forward through a movie until the first frame of female nudity appears. First coined on The Podcast Eating Contest.

I BeavScanned a couple movies on NetFlix last night.

by ShuteyeBSG75 October 5, 2011

Bweast

Something you say when you get really excited about owning n00bs. This might also occur after seeing a PJ or a Burnham or Pocket Aces.

MacBride: OMG Look at PJ BWEAST!!!

Spike: Dude that's awesome. Nate look!

Nate: BWEEEEEEEEEEAST

JR: You guys are gay

by DarthKling June 25, 2008

beavstinct

When two or more people think of the same thing at the same time. This must be done by beavs who are fully-qualified in pippence spotting.

A beav: *thinks of cake
B beav: *thinks of cake

= beavstinct.

by Effymert123 November 24, 2011

Beavs

A place where boys of questionable intelligence gather.

"Do you want to come Beavs and lick windows with us?"

by 123beavs January 15, 2020

beavs

1. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations to the point that nothing comes out.

2. when you have diarhea so much that your butt is having dry heaves...also known as having the beavs

Dave had so much diarhea that he felt empty and was having a case of the beavs.

by Robin J Miller January 21, 2008