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A cokehead who has the mentaility of an 8 year old, strung out on xanax and perks, and uses seton hall university as a hotel for his waste of life body to sleep all day long.
BRADWOOD face's an 8ball a day while dropping 5grand to do so.
BRADWOOD by Jinx Da Juvy December 24, 2003
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braidwood 

A sad hopeless little town town in illinois with a population of less than 1000. 5 black kids who have nothing going for them and the other 995 racist pot smoking bastards who also have nothing goming for them are all going to die one day and the town will disapeer. So my highest reguards to you town as I have moved onto bigger and better things..........

PEACE!
Yo, isnt Braidwood so gay?
Ya, ya it is..........
Ah whatever lets go smoke a bong
KOOOO!
braidwood by anonymousb92 January 16, 2008

Broadwooded 

To be smacked in the face with an obscene profanity; disgusted with the behaviour of an individual or bemused by new lows an individual is willing to steep.
she really broadwooded herself by sleeping with that man

Braidwood 

A sad hopeless piece of shit town with pigs(police) that are physically abusing their jobs by asking young girls for sex and attacking males for bad reputation.
guy1: Dude that cop just took me behind the car and beat me!

guy2: What did you do?

guy1: Nothing, man I hate Braidwood.

guy2: Me too.
Braidwood by camel2000 June 7, 2011

Braidwood 

the town where Nick Zarecki lives, he is awesome. And super good looking too.
Isn't Braidwood awesome?

Yeah, so is Nick Zarecki.
Braidwood by charlesbarkley November 4, 2008
When you have an erection and it goes down or soft straight away.
He had a badwood situation when trying to please his girlfriend in the bedroom.
badwood by Nless7 July 4, 2016

Emily Braidwood Insoles 

A Hug for your feet.
Emily Braidwood Insoles have saved my feet!
Emily Braidwood Insoles by HKM505 September 28, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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