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Boobtuber
A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.
The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.
The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.
Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"
The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.
The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.
Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"
"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"
Boobtuber's video comments section:
"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)
Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:
Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"
Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"
Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"
Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"
Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"
Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.
Boobtuber's video comments section:
"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)
Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:
Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"
Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"
Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"
Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"
Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"
Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.
pass the boof
A phrase typically used to ask for a hit of another person's marijuana cigarette (blunt, MJ stick). Usually, the other person replies with a negative response.
pass the boof by le zoink December 14, 2018
Boof Broth
(n): the chief delicacy of Georgetown Prep, boof broth is prepared by bottling the excess liquid which is expelled from the body during boofing, also known as butt-chugging, into an airtight mason jar. The liquid is then kept slightly above room temperature (72-76 F) for no less than three days or until the top layer has congealed. The membrane is then punctured so that the broth can be extracted from below.
The resulting boof broth is finally used as a substitute for chicken broth or served on its own.
The resulting boof broth is finally used as a substitute for chicken broth or served on its own.
Boof Broth by @realBrettKavanaugh January 11, 2020
[BOFTT]
Stands for: Belly Out Farther Than Tits
When looking at a girl from the side, her belly sticks out farther than her tits.
When looking at a girl from the side, her belly sticks out farther than her tits.
Yo, that boftt over there makes me want to throw up.
Oprah has a huge boftt!
That girl's boftt makes her look like she's wearing a tire.
Oprah has a huge boftt!
That girl's boftt makes her look like she's wearing a tire.
[BOFTT] by packOFwolves January 25, 2009
Boof Troop
Guy #1: don't look now but here comes the Boof Troop.
Guy #2: shit lets get the fuck out of here!
Guy #3: WTF is the Boof Troop!?!?
Guy #2: shit lets get the fuck out of here!
Guy #3: WTF is the Boof Troop!?!?
Boof Troop by its joe mama essay March 8, 2010