BOAGMA 

Acronym for "Bend Over And Grab My Ankles". Used when informed of an unwanted and unexpected increase in workload. Can be used as a verb.

5:30 on a Friday, and I just got a call from The Man. Looks like it's BOAGMA for me this weekend.

BOAGMA by Testudo the Fearsome April 5, 2005

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".

"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"

Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

little boatman 

the clit

I love to lick the little boatman.

little boatman by mach 10 May 13, 2003

bagman 

Someone who transports goods or money between to people in a criminal activity. For example, a thug that comes around to collect extortion money and then brings it to a more senior gang member. Another example would be a lawyer that collects money to bribe a judge.

Give the money to the bagman and those speeding tickets will disappear.

bagman by smartypants October 7, 2004

The Boatman

When a girl has a mouth large enough to sucks your balls & penis simultaneously.

When both your shaft and nuts are in the mouth at the same time, it is considered a true boatman.

That girl gave me the boatman of my life. She slobbed on my nuts & dong at the same time.

The Boatman by The Tri-County G's February 24, 2009

boatmans hood 

Foreskin

Make sure you wash your boatmans hood at least 3 times a day

boatmans hood by Dr Helmet’s Mistress December 28, 2018

Bogman 

Hozier.

Hozier is either an immortal (at least 2500 yo) and has lived in Ireland forest since the Catholic Church forced him out of his throne and gave him religious trauma. He gathers his power from Florence Welch.

He can also be a fallen angel incarnated by Florence Welch and she gives him power. His songs are how he controls us.

Maybe also the reincarnation of Hades and Florence Welch is Persephone. They took music classes from Orpheus and now have their followers as their modern day worshippers.

All theories are correct and I would not be surprised if he revealed them to be true.

“Who’s ur favorite singer?” -someone

“Hozier”-me
“Who?”-s
“BOGMAN!”-m

Bogman by I listen to jojo siwa March 30, 2021