BLACK HAUS

A German brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. Blackberry Schnapps is a strong, dry spirit produced using the distillation of blackberries. Frequent consumption of Black Haus will ultimitely lead to disgust for the smell/sight/or mere mention of it. Black Haus-induced blackouts are common and might result in public urination, the inability to bathe or shower yourself, frequently dropping your belongings, and listening to Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" 25 times in a row.

Sober Friend #1: "Liz and Danielle drank so much Black Haus last night that they fell down in the middle of the street, droppped everything out of their purses, and kept walking without picking anything up...twice in a ten minute period."
Sober Friend #2: "Man, Black Haus fucks you up. It's a good thing Erin and Mary were there to grab all their shit before it got run over."

by E is for E Money December 9, 2008

BLACK HAUS

A German brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. also reffered to as time-travel juice.Results include blacking out in one place waking up in unknown places multiple times during one night.

Ian:yo i started drinking BLACK HAUS at joe's then next thing i know i was at the black pie then i woke up on the floor of the drunken clam.
Omar: dude time-travel juice will do that to you

by deserttiger July 31, 2008

blackhouse

The White House, once President Elect Obama moves in.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear?! They're giving free tours at the Blackhouse!

Guy 2: Word

by ozzielouis December 20, 2008

Blackhouse

The Name of the whitehouse since Barack Obama became president

Did you see Barack Obama perform that speech at the Blackhouse?

by downloader901 September 25, 2009

Blackhausted

Verb: an emotion or state of extreme exhaustion from the injustice and iniquities people of color, specifically blacks, face everyday in America.... Often a result of witnessing another murder of an unarmed black male or female, while listening to the privileged many justify these murders by deformation of character of said black victim.

I'm so blackhausted from seeing all these unarmed black men dying at the hands of officers who have little to no business wearing a badge.

by Thtmbyprncss April 14, 2021

Blackhouse

noun: What the "Whitehouse" became when Barack Obama moved in.

"Barack Obama's making a speech at the Blackhouse today."
"Oh really? I love that reggin! He's the president of hittin' that ass!"

by Jeff Farquhar March 22, 2009

backhaus

a teenager of wannabe cowboy decent wo will most likely arrive at school after only recieving a small amount of alcohol without shoes on and inform officals of other teenagers of alcohol activity

hey look
that kid pulled
a backhaus and is
passed out

by zane castillo January 20, 2008