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the "BHJ": A sexual act given to someone using the hand; however, using the hand in an upside-down U shape and smacking the head and shaft of the penis, quite unlike the typical jerk off formation of the hand. Thus, the term "bad" hand job arises after a poor misinformed girl performs this act onto a fellow male companion
Megan: I want to give you a hand job.
Todd: OK, jerk me off baby.

Megan proceeds to give a BHJ (bad hand job) to Todd failing to stimulate him
BHJ by westmont hockey April 28, 2004
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It should be noted that the Swede, and all people alike did not actually "do" the BHJ when a scored was scored. However, they mimicked the hand motion of the god-awful 'bad hand job'.
The world record for the largest BHJ: March 22, 2003: after scoring the first goal in the Penguin Cup game, the Swede does a full arm, full rotation BHJ from the goal line to our bench.

The world record for the most BHJ's in one place: March 22, 2003, everyone is the god damn arena.
BHJ by westmont hockey May 8, 2004
The "BHJ" is especially loved by the Swede, and most likely all Scandanavian-Americans. Filip Sevedson-Haauka, we will never forget you.
1) After the Swede scores a goal, he does the BHJ!

2) Because of the Swede's obsession, the whole team, coaching staff, fan section, and parent section begins to give salute with the "BHJ"!
BHJ by westmont hockey May 7, 2004

bhjibjibgf

the meaning of life, the universe and why socks disapear in the drier

bhjibjibgf is also sometimes refered to as god by some aboriginal communities.
perspn 1: why did my sock disapear in the drier?

person 2: bhjibjibgf
bhjibjibgf by bhjibjibgf November 23, 2011

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Random keyboard spam that only happens when your bored out of your fucking mind :)
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A fancy name for ¨Queen¨ or ¨Goddess¨
Its the bhjal! ¨Everyone welcome the bhjal!¨
bhjal by BruhGenius May 21, 2021

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when you are bored, so you type random letters in a circle
I'm bored
Friend: Just type awedfvc xzsertyhbvfgyuikm bhjuikl,mnjiko
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