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BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show
I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.
by reconboy May 10, 2018
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Poder Bear

A really awesome techno song on youtube.
Dude: The Poder Bear is so awesome!
by Koontay April 2, 2009
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don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.
Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."
by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008
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Poke the bear

A game from the TV Show "Scrubs" where two people passive-aggressively make fun of a person standing nearby, slowly getting more and more critical/personal with the person. The game ends when the person tries to call you on insulting them, or one of the players makes nervous eye contact with the person, giving it away.
Example of Poke the bear:

(Dr. Cox enters the room from the room of a patient he cannot diagnose)
J.D.: So Turk, yesterday i had this patient I could just not diagnose.
Turk: Wow you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with them because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor... Oh hey Dr. Cox, how are things?
by bearpoke92 March 22, 2009
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don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
by bahalaugh January 24, 2011
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Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.
She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.
by ∪・ェ・∪ May 24, 2018
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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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