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BALBOA PENINSULA 

Once a lavish and beautiful body of land in West Newport Beach, CA that was surrounded by a amazing harbor and bay and a long stretch of gorgeous Southern California beach. Now a run down and dilapidated stretch of land that is being overrun with White Trash summer renters, and dirty Mexicans who scavenge through the trash looking for recyclables and identities to steal. Also now home to young men between the ages of 21-40 who are near bankrupt, but pretend to have a high-paying corporate jobs and tons of money. These young degenerates spend most of their time consuming mass quantities of alcohol and bunk drugs in order to drown out the reality of their true existence and insecurities. These men also prey on young sluts between the ages of 16-25 who claim to have jobs and live in Laguna, but actually they are Meth heads from the Inland Empire who have migrated to this wasteland knowing that if they spread their legs and open their mouths wide enough they will be able to take up residency in one of the many rundown houses that are being leased by some broke-ass punk (young men described above), and then sub-leased to at least 6 other male companions. These ghetto-ass whores will become the house slut and will fuck all of the male occupants in order to live rent free and live solely on a high-protein diet consisting of STD laden semen. This slut will also partake of the consuming of cheap alcohol and drugs and will pretend to go to a job in the morning, but can be found in the back alley or Circle K parking lot rummaging through her 1999 red Honda Civic that hasn't been washed since it's construction and has silver duct tape holding on the front and rear bumpers. Also a place where she stores the entire inventory of her personal belongings, wardrobe, and small amount of hygienic items. She will get dressed and deodorize herself in this vehicle before proceeding to her pimps house where she will pick up a list of clients that she must travel to and service for the day.

Balboa Peninsula, now a haven for worthless human vile, is now surrounded by murky, foul-smelling ocean water that has been polluted by the current residents and seasonal tourists who continually dump tainted and hazardous materials down the storm drains and often use the surrounding waters as an outdoor toilet.

Basically a place for family fun.
When Spencer told his parents he was now a corporate investor and had just purchased a 2000 Mercedes s600 and was now living in a plush house on the beach, they knew he really meant Balboa Peninsula.
BALBOA PENINSULA by NAYSTCB August 5, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026