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AwkCon

prounounced: ah-con

1. Shortened form of "awkward coversation".
2. When you have to have a conversation with someone on an awkward subject.
Sam: Steve keeps checking me out at work, and he's totally skeezy. I think I have to talk to him about it.
Amy: Good luck with that AwkCon.
by Marty Poeri Hart June 30, 2011
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Awkcock

That Dorito Muchocowpie loves awkcocks so much.
by Pancakeissofunny June 25, 2010
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awkcock

1. n. Awkwardly shaped male appendage

2. adj. So awkward that your cock falls off.
1. "That girl jess, the hermaphrodite, has such an awkcock that I fartrinkled all over her."

2. "This situation is awkcock"
by jbaby^2 September 26, 2011
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Awkbone

A boner at an awkward time.
"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."
by Dictotater August 24, 2012
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