AwkCon 

prounounced: ah-con

1. Shortened form of "awkward coversation".
2. When you have to have a conversation with someone on an awkward subject.

Sam: Steve keeps checking me out at work, and he's totally skeezy. I think I have to talk to him about it.
Amy: Good luck with that AwkCon.

AwkCon by Marty Poeri Hart June 30, 2011

Awkcock 

A very awkward freudian slip.

That Dorito Muchocowpie loves awkcocks so much.

Awkcock by Pancakeissofunny June 25, 2010

awkcock 

1. n. Awkwardly shaped male appendage

2. adj. So awkward that your cock falls off.

1. "That girl jess, the hermaphrodite, has such an awkcock that I fartrinkled all over her."

2. "This situation is awkcock"

awkcock by jbaby^2 September 26, 2011

Awkbone 

A boner at an awkward time.

"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."

Awkbone by Dictotater August 24, 2012