Avon, Ohio 

A town full a preps, hicks, gangsters, bandos, emos, and stoners with pretty much every sterotype you could name.
Cheerleaders are bitches.
People think their gangsters because they live in Timberlake.
The sluts go to Crocker to pick up guys on the weekend.
The stoners smoke weed and try to skate at the Skate Park or sit around North Gate Park.
The skanks go to the beach and take pictures of themselves.
The emos kiss eachother in the halls and must hug everyone.
The hicks think they're from the country, when they live in a city.
The bandos are freaks. And so are the Colorguard who think they're the shit when they're just wannabe cheerleaders.
Then there's me, who's just there watching it all.

Avon, Ohio is the suburb of Cleveland.

Avon, Ohio by dont you wish you knew...... June 14, 2010

Avon, Ohio 

A shit bucket filled to the brim with assholes and bastards that all think they are the shit when in reality they all seem to fail at everything.

Loser: "hey man i heard of this band called from Avon--"
Me: "dont bother."
Loser: "but its Faith in a Theory!"
Me: "fuck Avon, Ohio."

Avon, Ohio by don knottz October 3, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004