1). One who has travelled back from the future carrying with him/her a vast knowledge of Jiu-Jitsu Guard techniques.
2). Who so ever possessed AvantGuard status will get laid tonight.
3). Those who claim to understand the inner workings of AvantGuard, you must say "Ossss!"
4). An AvantGuard social movement. A grass roots movement of the people to reclaim the awesomeness of their sport.
2). Who so ever possessed AvantGuard status will get laid tonight.
3). Those who claim to understand the inner workings of AvantGuard, you must say "Ossss!"
4). An AvantGuard social movement. A grass roots movement of the people to reclaim the awesomeness of their sport.
by BJJr November 8, 2010
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Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?
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Get the avant guard mug.my Montessori teacher said I’d never amount to anything in the Art World, and now look at what this avantgardista has achieved - his own exhibition in the fucking Guggenheim!
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