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Autoharp 

An instrument similar to a harp, in the sense that it has dozens of strings, but is rather small in size and has buttons that change the sounds so you can play different chords all across the strings by strumming. When you press a chord button, it presses down a long rod with pieces of felt attached. The pieces of felt press down on strings of which are not used for the particular chord and leaves certain strings free to sound for that particular chord.
That man plays the Autoharp while he sings.
Autoharp by RabbiMordcha January 5, 2015
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Rusty Autoharp 

The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.
Kenny was going down on me last night, then went to the back door and gave me a rusty autoharp!
Rusty Autoharp by dirty-ass mofo November 6, 2010
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autoharpomania 

An often progressively debilitating psychological disorder falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, usually beginning in childhood, whereas the sufferer becomes fixated on the autoharp, an oddly non-musical zither instrument, to the exclusion of everything else.
When the once gregarious and popular young man stopped eating or speaking to anyone and we suspected he may be suffering with autoharpomania, we made the decision to intervene and were horrified to discover no less than one hundred and fifty autoharps amassed in young Phinneas’ bedroom.
autoharpomania by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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