Autofly 

Possibly the most insidious, Dastardly critter to exist upon the earth. The dreaded autofly is simply any one of several common flying insects, with a twist. It's the damn bug that ends up flying around frantically inside your vehicle cabin. No matter how many windows you open or shooing motions you attempt, the dirty little bastard refuses to leave the confines of your vehicle. Then when you don't see him for a while and decide he MUST have gotten sucked out and shut the windows, the little prick comes out of hiding (usually from under a seat where he was noshing on a stale french fry) and starts buzzing around again. As the driver's annoyance level soars, the attention paid to the autofly surpasses the attention paid to traffic. Until, so obsessed with assassinating or ejecting your unwelcome passenger, you collide with another vehicle, or drive off the road. The most sneaky thing about the autofly is that in the aftermath of the wreck, Police will never find or see the true perpetrator of the accident and the cause is always attributed to something else. FACT: Paparazzi didn't cause Princess Di's car to crash, an autofly caused the driver to wreak while frantically trying to swat the fucker.
true story bros. The only defense against the autofly is a passenger with quick reflexes, unerring aim, and a rolled up magazine OR the Geico Gekko... (They eat flies you know, and they can lick their own eyeballs, which is pretty effin cool and makes them popular with the ladies)

Driver: Dude, roll down the window. and try to get this bug out of here, it's pissing me off!

Passenger: Maintain bro, watch the road... I'll handle the autofly.
Driver: the wahaa? (looking around pawing frantically at the air)
Passenger: Pay attention to the road man! you almost hit that truck. the autofly! the friggin bug man, the bug... I'll take care of it. (rolls up playboy)
Driver: oh, ok.
SWAT!!!!
Passenger splays fly out on the covergirl's bodacious ta-tas with one deft, ninjaesque move.

Passenger: ewww...

Driver: Niiiiice!

Autofly by Evil Snuffalupagus July 27, 2013

AutoFloweringSeeds 

Cannabis plant that doesn;t need a light schedule.

Lowryder2 and EasyRyder are forms of AutoFloweringSeeds

Exampls found at www.autofloweringseeds.com

AutoFloweringSeeds by LOWRYDER February 1, 2010

autoflacciphilia 

A condition characterized by a sexual attraction to one's own flaccid penis; most often seen in men of Pacific Islander descent.

After his diagnosis of autoflacciphilia, Ne'igalomeatiga found that the only way to maintain a constant level of arousal was a picture of his own flaccid penis.

autoflacciphilia by Czar Pitta April 2, 2016

autoflockin' 

masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating

late last night after an intensely long and refreshing shower, Tyrese found himself autoflockin' for the better part of an hour.

autoflockin' by tyrese shawn jackson February 3, 2007

Autoflex 

When a person that has been drinking alcohol flexes their muscles without their knowledge due to an involuntary reflex. Most likely to portray himself as musclular and fertile.

Haha, Loc is autoflexing fo'sho!

Autoflex by Anon-nqn2 February 28, 2011

autoflossing 

to munch on a bearded clam; smooch a beaver; do some serious muff diving

"I can cancel my dental hygiene appointment tomorrow. I did some intense autoflossing last night."

autoflossing by MrMartini August 5, 2009

AutoFlirting 

Intentionally misspelling a word to introduce a double entendre and then innocently blaming the result on autocorrect software.

I was AutoFlirting with her when I wished her "Good Lick" on her interview.

AutoFlirting by Psychedelic Harry Too January 20, 2014