Australian Lumberjack
When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
Australian Lumberjack by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011
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The Australian Lumberjack
The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
The Australian Lumberjack by Sink cum November 1, 2020
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