Australian Lumberjack 

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.

Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid

Australian Lumberjack by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011

The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth

Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

The Australian Lumberjack by Sink cum November 1, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016