austin is lowkey gay but denies it
by jeffreylopez8 November 28, 2019
He is a cheerful, emotional guy. He may not be the most popular, but he's the best, he expresses his emotions when he has them, and teases the girls he likes, but once he figures out that she likes him back, he goes nice. He is not a ladies man, he chooses one girl for a while, but if she doesn't like him back, it's hard for him to move on. He's the one that you'll want as your guy.
Girl 1: "Is she with- him? Hahahahaha!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"
by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020
Dude, the best guy you could ever ask for, he handsome, smart, usually blonde, and truthful. He will tease the girls he likes, but when the girl likes him back, he's a romantic, he's the best you you could ever ask for! He'll probably be young, but he is the guy you'll want and regret not liking him.
by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020
He is brown hair and brown eyes. He is the type of guy that will fight for what he believes in. He also will fight for what he wants. If you get to know him really well, You will realize he is a true friend. He also never tells a lie and always tells the truth. Fit. Shy, especially around the girl he likes. He is pretty cool once you get to know him. He would make the perfect BF. He has his eye on specific girl. That girl’s name usually starts with S, M, or E. He would do anything and everything for the girl he likes. He also knows martial arts, not the smartest person but would be an awesome friend. He wants to talk to his crush but he is to shy to and that is what hurts him the most. He would make the perfect friend and the perfect BF. Never judge him for his looks. Judge him for who he is on the inside and you will see that he would be a true friend and awesome BF.
Girl 1: did you see how nice that guy is? He has to be an austin.
Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes
Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes
by IAmaUnknownPerson January 11, 2018
He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!
by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023
The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
"Oh Austin? Yeah thing about him is The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
by Will Arnett November 23, 2021
He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.
by GZJ November 24, 2021