Aurini-gger 

A Picard-esque Bald White Man with a penchant for International sexual experiences, Multiple persongang bangs with or with transgender men/women, who also rides his motorbike to the scene of dismantled sports cars and rebuilds them to their 1993 factory quality. He recently converted from the religion of atheism to the more moderate position of fascist radical fundie christian

His favourite past times include holding whisky, dressing in pretentious 1970s paedophile clothing clothes whist in the most random outdoor settings, He's also a Grade A Saxophone player on paper and he hopes to one day become the world's greatest date rapist and "fictional" writer (not including the first novel he wrote entitled "Me and Massive Cock and all the sex i've done with it, trust me. I'm Davis MJ Aurini by Davis MJ Aurini)

Biggest failing, He somehow fucked up one of the easiest tasks in the world which is rinsing money out of the borderline mentally disabled lunatics on the internet who think video game feminism is an actual thing that is killing white people....which it blatantly is
Plays video games about romanticized versions of imperialist wars and genocide by God King Whitey
Also massive closet case, so much so he' gets hardons in IKEA and calls his inner self "Davy BJ Narnia"

-Howdy doody, what is up with you my Aurini-gger...I'm feeling very white and rapey, how about you?
-I'm so male today that my sperm has grown beards & is smoking a pipe

Aurini-gger by DJ Morenee April 26, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007