Auric Skeet Syndrome
A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.
"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."
Auric Skeet Syndrome by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017
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