Aunal

The art of locating crevices and holes in the anorexic body, suitable for the penis to be inserted in for pleasure. This does not include the vagina, mouth or ears.

*Dude and Chick are making love*
Dude: I'm bored of the same old.
*After a short period of time*
Chick: Why are you rubbing your penis on my shoulder blades?
Dude: I'm tryna perform an aunal BITCH! Shut up!

Aunal by zmnbbs December 21, 2009

Anal Wanker 

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

Anal Wanker by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

anal stickling 

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.

"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."

anal stickling by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

anal tongue dart 

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.

I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!

anal tongue dart by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014

Anal Shoehorn 

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

Anal Shoehorn by seedy old man August 4, 2012

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

letter of anal marque by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018

Anal Avenger  

A lesser-known super hero; notorious for defeating criminals through brutal anal intercourse.

Criminal 1 : Man, when we're done with this heist, I think I'm going to fly to.....
Criminal 2 : Oh shit! The Anal Avenger!
Anal Avenger : Don't worry guys, I got you're two tickets to Bang-Cock right here!

Anal Avenger by OverTheRainbow August 21, 2008