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Audit Hangover 

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.
Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."
Audit Hangover by Auditor David February 24, 2010
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Audio-hangover 

The after-effects of listening to your music too loudly and/or for a long period of time.

The biggest symptom is a large headache, which may or may not be pulsating to the beat of the last song you were listening to. However, other symptoms are likely to occur, depending on what type of music you were listening to, as well as how you were listening to it (for example, you may feel slightly dizzy after listening to metal and hxc, due to headbanging)
Person 1: Dude, I think I listened to too much dubstep...
Person 2: You gotta cut back man, those audio-hangovers are deadly.
Person 1: I know, I think my brain is still vibrating...
Audio-hangover by Artahn November 15, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016