Audi Driver
Audi Driver by AudiDriverhater October 14, 2012
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Audi Driver
Someone who is allowed to do 120mph on any road, go through red lights, kill cyclists, stop in bus stops and private parking bays.
An Audi Driver which is female, however, will drive everywhere at 10mph, Sit through green lights and then speed through red and Park in the middle of the road for 7 years when on a school run.
An Audi Driver which is female, however, will drive everywhere at 10mph, Sit through green lights and then speed through red and Park in the middle of the road for 7 years when on a school run.
GUY:Did you hear about that pile up on the motorway last week ?
ME: Audi Driver ?
GUY: Yes.
MAN: I was rear ended on the M3 yesterday, Audi Driver of course
ME: Audi Driver ?
GUY: Yes.
MAN: I was rear ended on the M3 yesterday, Audi Driver of course
Audi Driver by real life definitions September 24, 2013
Audi driver
The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
Audi driver by Audi the driver May 8, 2014
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
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