Atheiopia 

The place where atheists come from.

A beautiful place where the individual recognises him/herself as the meaning of their being.

A non-place where individuals understand that life is fleeting, a drop in the ocean and where logical, evidenced science prevails.

An area of idyllic existence which one can aspire to whilst one is forced to exist on the planet Earth.

A state of mind where one is in touch with reality.

Q: "Do you believe in any gods?"
A: "No, I don't actually, I believe in myself and that I control my own destiny. I am from Atheiopia."

Atheiopia by pilimbum September 25, 2010

Atheistian 

An atheistian (atheist + Christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.

While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow

Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.

Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.

Atheist dude: I'm a big fan of Bill Maher. Anyone else here watch his show?

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: What??? Bill Maher??!? You're a fucking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! That guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he's a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you're as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. STFU moron.

Atheist dude: ...uh hey dude, Bill Maher's actually a deist, not an atheist.

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? Uh nevermind I don't care. You're a moron and you'd make a great creationist considering how fucking stupid you are. Quit giving atheists a bad name, you fucking moron. I'm going to ignore you from now on, you fucking idiot. Bye.

Atheistian by Patbenatar January 23, 2010

Atheionazi 

An Atheist who cusses out and acts like an extremist towards the religious, especially Christians

She just got mad at a Christian and just cussed out the Christian. She is an Atheionazi

Atheionazi by Jimmyjonhssubs696969 June 25, 2022

Atheispasm 

A sudden, uncontrollable urge to contradict a fallacious theistic claim.

"Kent claimed that humans rode on dinosaurs backs 6000 years ago! I had an atheispasm and went on a ten minute rant!"

Atheispasm by Xarius86 February 21, 2024