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andre agassi 

Andre Agassi is a former professional tennis player and World No. 1 from the United States. He won eight Grand Slam singles titles and is one of only five players to have won all four Grand Slam singles events during his career. Agassi is the only player in the open era to have won every Grand Slam singles title, the Masters, the Davis Cup, and an Olympic gold medal.

On June 24, 2006, Agassi announced he would retire from tennis after the 2006 U.S. Open, bringing an end to his 20 year professional tennis career. On Sunday, September 3, 2006, he played his final match, losing to Benjamin Becker in four sets in the third round of the US Open.
andre agassi was one of the greatest tennis players to walk the planet..
andre agassi by sheldonn September 5, 2006
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a beautiful girl that is loving and kind to others and is a gift from god
atasia is very kind.
atasia by 3345 September 25, 2014

Angry Agassi 

While performing a blow job the woman has the handle on a tennis racket anally inserted, a tennis ball in her vagina and she is shuffling the testicles on the man like they were tennis balls.
1: my girl gave a great bj last night.
2: did she go all out?
1: she did! she did the Angry Agassi.
2: danm... nice!
Angry Agassi by Bambam from DK October 2, 2011

Agassiz Elementary school 

The most ghetto white school on the north side of Chicago. Agassiz is were white kids that live in Lincoln park go, and black kids that are gifted go. It is one of the worst schools in the north side of Chicago. The Principals shady and we are constantly losing teachers. Most of the white kids become ghetto and get gang affiliate. Most kids from the south side commute over an hour just for our ratchet ass school. Our staff has no diversity besides Ms. Robertson, Me. Oni, and any of our security guards. We haven't had a stable language teacher for middle school for 4 years. All of our sports teams suck ass and never win anything because our coaches are man teachers that sometimes play basketball. There's always fights, and iss is given out as if it is a hall pass. Mr. Z will forever be the best substitute. Mrs. Flanagan will forever be missed. And Ms. H will forever hunt class of 2018-2022 minds. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE THEY WILL BE FUCKED UP.
Random kid: what elementary school did you go to.

Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school

Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.
to scatter the ball around the ping-pong table, making it hard for the opponent to return the shot, sometimes ending with a failed diving attempt or the successful Agassier pretending to bust a nut on their opponent; derived from tennis great Andre Agassi
Marty: Dude I just moved you around the table like Agassi
Nuge: No, because I am Agassi
Marty: No, because I beat you every time, Agassi-ing you all over the place and making dirty all over you.
Agassi by Marty>Nuge June 4, 2009
A girl who is willing to do anything to help her friends and runs circles around the boys. She although may seem ( at first) really cold hearted when you get to know her she is kind, funny and loving to her friends and family.
My friend Akassia is so nice and caring

I wish I had an Akassia
Akassia by Charliegirl101 August 21, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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