astrology

an bullshit excuse to hate someone.

astrology girl: whens your birthday
guy: febu-
astrology girl: ew you an aquarius we cant be friends

by 2ewd November 18, 2022

Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals

I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.

by JJdawg42069 September 9, 2022