A feminist school in Morristown New Jersey. Works you well but is very inside the box. Incredibly racist and unfunny students. I swear half of the school vapes. People are fake and half the teachers which are all female are lesbian with another teacher. I went here for 8 years and it is either a really good experience or it isn’t.
by Yes_No February 12, 2018
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The only thing you can make an assumption about here is that all the guys are gay and all the girls are submissive. The teachers flirt with the popular kids and if they’re feeling fruity they’ll tell you to pull down your skirt. Don’t look up when walking up there stairs cause you’ll get wiff of a 6th graders ass in your face. Watch out for the one emo kid in every grade who doesn’t brush their hair and hisses at you if you don’t watch anime. The only thing these kids should be praying about is that they don’t end up at Dominic with the sluts and jockeys who think they’re rich because daddy bought them a jeep for their birthday and they wear lulu.
Omg let’s compare hand sizes hehe “I already did last week I don’t want the girl at assumption school to think we’re dating" I need a girl to dance with at cotillon.

“Where is everyone going to highschool?”

*everyone* “Dominic”

"Do you have a Vera Bradley backpack"
"Yes"
"Get on your knees right now"
by The blessed Virgin Mary August 25, 2021
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Known for having the reputation of a gangster school, it has come a long way. Don’t get me wrong, wannabe cool kids still exist and can be found shouting for attention in the canteen.
Basketball is Assumptions’ pride and glory.
Assumption English upholds very “reasonable” rules such as banning all sweaters and jackets in the school premise.
AssumptionKnights can mostly be found lurking around Hillion after school or smoking behind the bus stop.
WAH! Look at those kids smoking in uniform, they must be from Assumption English School.
by assumptionknightinahoodie August 22, 2021
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A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.
ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.
by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011
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