Asshobbit 

the worlds greatest insult

someone steals your cookies
"DUDE STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOBBIT!"

Asshobbit by bh2ppy March 5, 2010

asshoil 

Awesome

Klarese is asshoil

asshoil by BoogerLover69 July 22, 2017

Asshibitionist 

A person who gets attention from others on their ass (butt) by showing public display of ones ass.

Aj was called an asshibitionist for showing off his ass around the gym.

Asshibitionist by Chi_Htxboi June 6, 2021