Skip to main content
an "assgoth" is a hardcore gaymetal person with no balls, and they're usually just pozers or penis-suckers. they seem to think they're hardcore, but in reality they suck complete ass and they all need to die. Examples of assgoths: anyone on uranium of fuse, and...Rob Zombie, and, half the bitchiz in hihg school like "base chick" or something, long story.
"Dude, those guys are such assgoths."
"My balonie has a first name, its A-S-S-G-O-T-H....."
Assgoth by SkitzoFERRNia November 14, 2003

Assmothermia 

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)
John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.
Assmothermia by Transportgooru February 10, 2010

Big Ass Goth Gf 

A big ass goth gf is a girl that uses dark makeup , fish nets, chokers , high-boots, usually in the dark spectrum and has a gianormus ass and big thights.
-X:"Holy shit , look at that big ass goth gf"

-Y:"Yes man , i want her to be my gf"
Big Ass Goth Gf by Brunashe April 20, 2022

Assmotherfuckqueer 

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.
Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("
Assmotherfuckqueer by ICQannon June 30, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026