AssD

AssD is an irritating person, that ruins the Norwegian Nintndo forum with his rubbish posts. He is generally stupid, and nobody likes him.

"Im 1337 i use suse yo, what food do you like? what do you do when you're not here? Why does nobody like me? Phew, amilo isnt moderator on this forum. Im teh smarter than Dadaph (he really isn't, Dadaph > AssD - Submitter)."

by Galendur December 10, 2004

Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

assdump

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.

ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!

by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005

Assdicting

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.

A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.

Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.

by dongjohnson May 12, 2015