Ass scorch 

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

Ass scorch by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008

scooch ass 

A female who is attractive but no one knows if they are a whore.

Amber, the movie vendor, she is one fine scooch ass.

scooch ass by VWguy February 21, 2005

You just scorched my ass 

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.

Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""

You just scorched my ass by Christian Guy January 21, 2008