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The ass bong roughly refers to the anus, after farting. The art of "ass bong-ing" or "taking a hit from the ass bong" requires a person to inhale next to the anus as the other farts.
"Hey dude, you're looking pretty blazed."
"Hell yeah man...I just took a FAT hit from the ass bong..."
"Aww shit!"
ass bong by Tommy Ballz April 27, 2007

Fancy ass bong water 

Sweetened ice tea from a can. (Like peach peace tea)
Yo! Give me some of that fancy ass bong water brooo!

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.
Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.
That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.
Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass by PolonColon November 24, 2018

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
When you slap you’re girls ass really hard/hitting it from behind and it sounds like you’re playing the bongos
I was going bongo ass on my girl last night
Bongo ass by Roseballs June 17, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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