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An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 14, 2012
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