national ass pic day

yo may 15th is national ass pic day
send an ass pic to you significant other to receive one back

girl #1: yo it’s national ass pic day, i should definitely send my gf an ass pic.
girl #2: i hear if you send an ass pic you receive one back

by imgayandilikefrogs May 15, 2022

National grab a niggas ass day

15th of December is national grab a niggas ass day so what are you waiting for, grab that ass

National grab a niggas ass day-Approach a nigga and grab, slap that ass

by Thatbitch.LayLay December 12, 2021

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 17, 2021

Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022