While your flight is in its ascent, the french girl next to you is giving you a blowjob while you shake a snowglobe and say in a Harry from Dumb and Dumber voice 'Asssssspen....The French are assholes".
Rod: I would never fly to Asia, I hate long flights.
Fern: You should go on Marie-Eve's flight, she gives the best Aspen Pipelines.
Rod: Oh cool, I could use the snow globe you got me for Christmas.
Fern: You should go on Marie-Eve's flight, she gives the best Aspen Pipelines.
Rod: Oh cool, I could use the snow globe you got me for Christmas.
by Brett Licious September 30, 2013
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