Asian Mafia 

a group of asians, usually girls who hang out in a group. The asians range from different types of asians. They are always seen with anyone from their mafia at all times.

Zack: Look there goes the asians

Asian Mafia: We're the asian mafia

Asian Mafia by thepandabear January 19, 2013

Asian Mafia 

A group of Asians who like to think they are "cool". They generally smoke and hang around in stairwells and get in everyone's way. They will have a distinctive thing that they do- this could be anything, from all turning their collars up, to walking in a certain way.

They think they are above their peers, and tend to talk in their native language so that their talk is "secret".Generally thought of as being quite thick, hence they are labeled the Asian Mafia, which is a direct contradiction, because the mafia are from only select countries: Italy for example.

The Asian Mafia at her school were always picking fights and getting caught smoking.

Asian Mafia by Bringer of Hope December 27, 2008

Asian Chopstick Mafia 

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

Asian Chopstick Mafia by The Cap'n November 15, 2003

Asian Chopstick Mafia 

A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.

"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."

Asian Chopstick Mafia by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003

Asian Chopstick Mafia 

Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.

Taco Mafia 4 Eva!!

Asian Chopstick Mafia by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003