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His assassin name is DARK HARVEST
He likes Harry Potter pickup lines and Science
A mysterious, dark, playful, bashful, and intelligent person.
Dislikes reddit.com/r/mensrights and anyone with the same name or nickname as the 26th president of the united states of america
Can offer hand-to-hand lessons and clarinet serenades.
You are an AshokK.
Dammit guys, I told you I don't want to be famous and get all the bitches
AshokK by quizbowler November 26, 2013
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A person who is wonderful and great in every sense and in everything they do. God's best creation. He is much much greater than Krishna, Varun, Reema and Priya. Ashok means simply the best and the greatest.
He is Ashok. That means he is the greatest
Ashok by Simply Greatest April 23, 2020
A timeless entity who pre-exists the dawn of the known universe. Of unknown origin and power, and the overseer of all that can and will ever happen. Has been known to react more slowly than lesser mortals due to his inconceivably long life span. To him, all others live and die in but the blink of an eye.
"Don't fuck with him, man, he's Ashok!"
ashok by Stuface March 7, 2008
ashok by nawaf October 9, 2003
Ashok (n) - One who is 31337 with everyone and everything
Dude! that guy is AWESOME!! HE IS ASHOK!
ashok by Sparxx April 7, 2004
Is the greatest, coooolest cat around. Gets aaaalllll the pretty ladies, cuz they just know that he'z, in their own words, "Sooo Daaayeeemm Foooiinnne!"
"Dont mess with Ashok, cuz im gonna be the one to give it too ya"
"Oh mere Ashok bhaiiii....dum dum chak"
"Jigga I dont like it if it dont gleam clean (like Ashok), and the hell with the price cuz the money (All Ashok's have plenty of this) aint a thang"
ashok by whadyathink February 22, 2005
Ignores negativity and kind hearted guy
That guys is ashok
ashok by ARRbrasigan May 26, 2021
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