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Ashley Kimaru 

Ashley Gekido Kimaru is a infamous author on a website called FanFiction.net she has written 15 stories for Digimon, Sailor Moon, Strawberry Panic!, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Kannazuki no Miko, and Kingdom Hearts thus far. Ashley writes Yuris, Yaois, Hentais and Incests according to her Twitter @AshleyKimaru. She is fictionally the adoptive daughter of Orochimaru and fictionally the little sister of Itachi Uchiha, Gaara of the Sand, the whole Sound Four and the rest of the Akatsuki. One of Ashley's stories that might become a legacy could be Love Finds No Gender aka LFNG a trend in the making #LoveFindsNoGender. Ashley is a Jinchuuriki-Saiyan in most of her stories and is dating Luna Rabu Takahashi (married in How We Met) and has dated Jade Hayashi one of her best friends and is the main enemy of Kylee Stephanie Samson who is rumored to come into the story of Love Finds No Gender backtracking why she hates both Jade and Ashley.
You want to wash my wheels?-Ashley Kimaru's pickup lines
"You two scared me out there! I lost a lot in my life I don't want you two too be another one of them."-Ashley in How We Met
"Ugh…shut up! Don't tell me…WHAT TO DO!"--Ashley under control of the Tanuki (Shukaku) in Baby Chronicles
"How in the holy hell does a Digimon get grounded!"--Ashley in Another Day! Another Villain!
Ashley Kimaru by DarkDevilRevenge September 5, 2011
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012