Asec 

Short for asexual. Usually used when someone has had a shot with someone and completely flopped and done nothing but talk or cuddle

Person 1 “Bro I was getting nudes off this girl last night and met her today and literally just talked to her”

Person 2 “Bro you’re such an asec”

Asec by Bimboy July 10, 2019

asecular 

Adjective: The quality of having a hidden religious agenda.

Even before the early 1980s, when Kerry Livgren and Dave Hope became born-again Christians - just listen to their asecular lyrics.

Also known as: Stealth Christian \ Stealth Jew \ Stealth Muslim \ Stealth Buddhist \ Stealth Hindu \ Stealth Amway \ Stealth Religious

See also Stealth Agenda, Jeezoid

Their instrumentals rock - but i am getting a real asecular vibe from the vocals!

We could watch Faux News and count the times they try to seem asecular!

I can't believe how brazenly asecular she is turning out to be!

asecular by —thoughtstorms— January 26, 2010

asecfmn 

Acronym for "a small exhalation came from my nose", a type of brief and quiet laughing that involves air quickly leaving one's nose. This acronym is often used by people who are not cool.

A: "look at this meme"
B: "asecfmn"

asecfmn by pillbug science March 17, 2021

I'll be a sec 

The phrase used by someone who knows they are gonna come back 2 hours later or not show up at all.

Oscar: Right lads, I'll be a sec. Gonna get a quick snack.

Alan: Ok gdem, he isn't coming back, is he?

Theo: Nah ,probably gonna meet up with Hazel

I'll be a sec by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020

Give me a sec 

"Give me a sec" refers to when a person is going somewhere but they have to finish something up. This gives me a second that could take up to 1 minute to 3 days.

Kirby:(texts Joshua) When are you going to come over? You are already 30 minutes late >:(

Josh:(Texts back) give me a sec, I'm on the boss battle.

(Six hours later)

Josh:(texts) I'm ready to come over!

Give me a sec by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022

a-sec

a period of time over 1 second but not exceeding 15 minuets.

Also see: a-bit

person A) Come on man, Hurry up
person B) YA YA, I'll be there in a-sec

Man, you said you were only gonna be a-sec, you are taking a-bit.

a-sec by StevofrmLDN May 9, 2006

Got a sec?

Three words that asshole middle management office drones use. These eventually lead to job termination.

Office Manager Drone: "Hey Bert. Got a sec?"
Sucker employee: "Sure"
Office Manager Drone: "Let's go to my office."
Sucker employee: "OK."
"Office Manager Drone: "Sorry. We're going to have to let you go. Things just aren't working out."
Sucker employee: "Wow."
Office Manager Drone: "What?
Sucker employee: "You're right. That only took a sec."

Got a sec? by McPerpel McPerpelsen October 17, 2018