Arsey smell 

The odour that protrudes from a woman's anus. The odour is directly from an arse but smells nice due to her cleanliness, hygiene and all around good preparation for being pumped.

Term coined by Neil from 'The Inbetweeners'.

'I pumped Alice the other night in doggy position. The arsey smell from her starfish was beautiful.'

Arsey smell by Mr. A. Fissures August 10, 2017

smelly arse 

just those kids that u walk behind and smell like dog shit

ohh shit cunt u got a smelly arse

fuk u cunt, i will steal ur misses

Smelly arse: the fat cunt that doesnt shower

smelly arse by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

smelly arse 

a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.

omg do u smell that smelly arse over their

smelly arse by phantom negromante May 28, 2019

smelly arse 

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

smelly arse by D I Reagan November 23, 2013

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers 

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers by Leery Loon November 26, 2021