Arse-fro 

An Arse-fro is the unsightly hair just above the arse crack, can be found in both males and on rare occasions females. can come in various shapes, density and colour. arsefro is never usualy atractive, quite nasty really.

*fat hairy dude bent over*
guy 1: eerrr dude, that guy needs to sort his arse-fro out.

guy 2: defo man, its just wrong

Arse-fro by oxd July 10, 2007

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground 

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground by GavinS January 14, 2011

meat from the arse 

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

meat from the arse by Zonal K July 21, 2018

frogs arse 

similar to "does a bear shit in the woods" and "is the pope catholic"

"is a frogs arse waterproof" is shortened to frogs arse... meaning yes

fancy a pint tonight?
frogs arse

frogs arse by ellie jay May 10, 2010