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Or "àrostos", the combination of the greek words for unknown and aroma meaning the way another person house smells that you are not use too.
EZ: I went to that asian dudes house yesterday and its smelled like curry and other weird shit, i don't know why but it was terrible

Jay: yeah its like Arostos
Arostos by King of wub May 26, 2018
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Aristoshit 

Aristocrat vodka. Cheap, shitty vodka popular among college students.
What are you drinking tonight?
I'm broke, so probably Aristoshit...

She's throwing up drunk from Aristoshit.
Aristoshit by evercleary17 December 14, 2010

Aristosexuality 

While typically heterosexual in nature, aristosexuality is characterized by the sexual attraction to aristocracy, or otherwise power, wealth, and influence. Examples of aristosexuals include the Queen (for obvious reasons), Lana Del Rey (See Money Power Glory), Halsey (Castle is a metaphor for her exploration of aristosexuality) and many more.
I'd never heard of aristosexuality before, but once my friend confessed her attraction to aristocracy I understood the importance of her having something to identify as.
Aristosexuality by CarverX July 6, 2016
The most intellectual and philosophical being.

A combination of Aristotle, Plato and Socrates, Aristosoc is capable of understanding the ways of life from more than one philosophical point of view. You may ask her questions relating to the meaning of life or the attributes of reality (or lack there of).

Aristosoc was given her name in French class, however her mental capacities have been put to work elsewhere as well.
When asked about Meursault's, from Albert Camus' "The Stranger", Aristosoc kindly gave the explanation of existentialism, relating it directly to the characters lifestyle.
Aristosoc by kelssant May 7, 2011

aristoslumming 

The act of desperately trying to hang out with/befriend any person perceived to have higher socioeconomic status, popularity, or overall hipster status than oneself.
Dakota: "Is Montana going to the club with us? Its only a $5 cover.
Arizona: "No, she's going to put on her knockoff Prada best and stand in line at that private club. She's going to bang the first D-list celeb/baller/royal/poppa she sees. She wants that life.
Dakota: She's back to her aristoslumming ways, I see. Oh, well. Let's bounce, girl.
aristoslumming by Yeah, Buddy June 27, 2020

Arıstos 

a lad that ıs relatıvely quıet when you dont know hım. but once you do he ıs goıng to make you cry of laughter and cuz he bullıes you too much. hıs ass ıs much bıgger than hıs dıck and he ıs a bottom. he ıs not a good boyfrıend because he has bondıng problems but he ıs goıng to take advantage of your ass
1:hey hows ıt goıng wıth you and arısto?
2:not good he ıs beatıng me and my ass has turned blue
1: oh shıt that bıtch ass Arıstos
Arıstos by Oldsp1c3 December 30, 2021

Digital Apostosis 

Digital Apostosis

Integrated systems with binary conodes nonascently intertwiliionate nether quatertrillions every tercerio cinquistico semester. Their strong back depth perception capabilities assimilate nonterceraly. Therefore, the center of the contaglionisms may not allow outside contaglionisms futher north.
Orion
Big Dipper
Aurora Borealis

Digital Apostosis

After primary announcement, integrate primarily and resurpulate netherterily.

Un ejemplo de cuyo hombre quisiera recordarme, no hay mucho tiempo quisiera vivir en un villaje de los de la mancha en astillero, adarga antiqua, rociin flaco y galgo correadoreiis.

Afuera, al frente, a la izquierda y tica, boca, habla. Toy nombre asada estrella. despues de graciarme sguir.

- Kudar X Fettucini