Armoid

A group of semi-humans primarily living in the Glendale area of Los Angeles known for their lack of culture, social norms and etiquette. They are spotted easily by their hairy unkept looks, funny clothes and large gold crosses. Even more repugnant is the fact that you can smell one from a distance as they seriously lack a sense of hygiene. They cover their sofas with plastic and decor their homes with Home Goods tackiness. They talk loudly, drive terribly and stare at Humans in a peculiar way especially if that Human drives a german car or is dressed in Armani. If one gets too close to you just say 'Turk' and it will go away!

Gosh John you're becoming such an armoid! Go take a shower and get a shave!

Stop being such an armoid-clean up your mess and be nice and polite to your parents!

by GlendaleNative July 22, 2010

Armodafinil

Armodafinil (or R-Modafinil) is the R isomer of Modafinil. Racemic Modafinil includes both R-Modafinil (stronger) and S-Modafinil (weaker). Armodafinil requires less dosing. 150mg of Armodafinil equals 200mg of regular Modafinil. Armodafinil is a wakefulness enhancer (eugeroic). It last for 12+ hours and there's a clean wakefulness with little to no jitters or anxiety.

Tony: I took 150mg of Armodafinil and stayed up for 12 hours. I studied and passed my classes. Then I cleaned my room. Then played videogames on the Playstation 2.

by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023

Armond White

A genius who has made a career out of trolling movie fans by giving bad reviews to critically acclaimed and/or high-quality films.

In order to further incense fans, White's reviews are generally filled with incomprehensible, psuedo-intellectual rambling about subjects only tangentially related to the film at hand, and ultimately he will offer no concrete reasoning as to his contrarian opinions. Of course this is all carefully plotted for maximum lulz, and indeed, his reviews are extensively discussed on the internet by rabid fanboys, thus giving him huge amounts of PR and exposure. Brilliant.

White is paid well for the privilege of pissing people off, and I for one think we should salute him as the final evolution of the /b/tard.

Armond White's recent negative Toy Story 3 review had almost 500 comments, five times more than any other review, and all flaming him. The man knows what he's doing.

by KyleP555 July 14, 2010

Armida

1 a : a girl who, although tiny in stature, is bound with an abundance of charisma. Friendly, caring, and thoughtful, she attracts many new people. She thinks in colorful palettes that swirl into meticulous lines and shapes. She keeps her day-to-day refreshing by looking through childlike eyes. But don't be hoodwinked by her apparent porcelain doll innocence, for she throws a monster wicked house party, flooding floors and arousing police activity at an apartment near you. If there is ever wonder of what goes bump in the night, it is probably the backbeat of a bass-driven song and the continuous conversational clamor during one of her twilight ice cream socials. Overall, you need more people like her in your life. Make an effort to know her, and she'll bring some brighter hues into your perspective.

2 a : not a square, nor a triangle; perhaps a rectangle; suggested by her friend to be a star

3 a : the arm of Ida

1. "Don't be so bashful, I know you're really an Armida of a party animal."

2. "Man, stop being a square. And stop trying to cut corners; it makes you look like a triangle. Time to get into shape, Armida shape."

3. "Aw, Ida broke her arm"

by b.meddlesome November 26, 2010

Armond White

An Armond White is somebody who disagrees with you/others/the establishment purely to get attention. Similar to a Devil's Advocate, but instead of advancing an argument, the Armond White just wants to annoy you or feel rebellious.

Named after the movie critic Armond White, who hates films like "Slumdog Millionare" and thinks "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is a, quote, "modern classic."

Can be shortened to just Armond for a more obscure reference.

"Are you kidding me? The Beatles suck! Vanilla Ice is MILES ahead of them. Have you even listened to music before?"

"Fine, Armond White, be that way..."

by PopCultureReference November 1, 2009

Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

ArmorDooz

Llama fecies.

Good golly, Miss. Molly, that pile of ArmorDooz smells awful!

by Dooz March 24, 2003