Arbor Moist

In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.

Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.

by D-HOUSE August 6, 2011

Arbor Mist Bias

The believe that all wine should be as sweet as Arbor Mist and if it is not then it is a bad wine.

John: I'm drinking Pinot Grizio
Katlyn: Ew not sweet enough
John: Ahhh, perfect example of the Arbor Mist Bias

by FromKatlyn+John November 6, 2018

the arbor mist

The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.

"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019