Arabian Gasmask
The supreme act of eternal matrimony in which the man slips his cornhole into the woman's nose and lets his testicles rest in her eyes. The man then proceeds to fart while the woman's nose is in his ballon knot. This creates the illusion of the woman wearing a gas mask. In some cultures this is a sacred custom which is practised in holy marriage.
"As I slipped on his Arabian Gasmask, I knew that he was the one for me. We were one soul, and one mind."
"The particular smell in John's Arabian Gasmask solidified our relationship, and I knew I was in Love"
"Me and gary continually argue over who gets to Arabian Gasmask who, He says my anus is cleaner. But I disagree due to my chronic Screechies."
"The particular smell in John's Arabian Gasmask solidified our relationship, and I knew I was in Love"
"Me and gary continually argue over who gets to Arabian Gasmask who, He says my anus is cleaner. But I disagree due to my chronic Screechies."
Arabian Gasmask by Dr. Wilma May 16, 2006
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