April 31st 

April 31st is a special day. 'Special' in the sort of way that lands you in a mental institution.

"Hey, see you on April 31st, Tim."

April 31st by Commarchinin April 12, 2015

April 31st 

April 31st is National Headpat Day, no exceptions, head pat anybody that doesn’t violate social distancing.

Man, I’m getting tired of all these national days, but at least on April 31st, we have National Headpat Day.

April 31st by Pulverizing Pancake April 26, 2020

April 31st 

A day that does not exist, yet for some reason some people think it does.

John: Since my birthday’s on a school day, I’m thinking my birthday party will be on April 31st!
Heather: That’s not a day, John.

April 31st by Rosy Cherry May 6, 2022

April 31st 

National match pink clothes with a person you love day!

It’s going to be April 31st, do you have any pink clothes we can match with?

April 31st by MatchingLovers123 April 30, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022