Appropology 

The study of what is 'appropriate' within society. An anthropological view on the way biological beings conduct themselves within their society, society being whatever said biological humans deem it as such. Differing societal, economic and racial groups need to be considered, as many different factors ensue. However, the rules of ettiquette, within any society applying the study, must be taken into account. SEE: 'appropriate' and and 'apropos'. Also, please wipe your damn mouth, you are spitting!

Q: "Was his rather large gastronomic evacuation really APPROPRIATE at the dinner table?"
A: "Actually "APPROPOLOGY" shows us that, in many cultures, the expulsion of gas, from either the mouth or the anus, is considered a sign of contentedness, much like the purring of felines when in a state of complete happiness. According to Appropological data, the chef should feel a sense of satisfaction as well from the hearing of such a rich compliment!
One musn't become alarmed by such utterances of the bio-being, unless the smell that accompanies said utterance is too foul smelling".

Appropology by Elizabeth King Villar October 8, 2008

Aphrodology 

The study of the structure of Venus. Similar to geology of Earth, aphrodological study looks at rocks, dirt, terrain, and other physical features of the second planet.

Pronounced: /'afro-doll-uh-gee/

Related terms include:
- aphrodography (like geography)
- exogeology
- paleoaphrodology
- aphrodologic

The aphrodology of Maat Mons tells us that this volcanic peak is almost 5 km in height. Aphrodological study of the planet is difficult due to the intense heat and pressure at the planet's surface, so the only aphrodologists are those trying to send probes from Earth. "Geology is the aphrodology of Earth"

Aphrodology by danachos July 12, 2021